Because I never loved you, anyway.

Because I never loved you, anyway.


If you could only see the beast you’ve made of me.

If you could only see the beast you’ve made of me.


Hard to run in this position.

Hard to run in this position.


Gotcha.

Gotcha.


A much needed excursion into zen-land…

A much needed excursion into zen-land…


We could get lost along the way…

We could get lost along the way…


Q
Would you ever date a guy thats a kit younger then you? Legal of course. !8+
Anonymous
A

Would I date a younger man? Of course. You know what they say! “You’re only as old as the man that you’re feeling…up.”


The worst kind
of diseased mind
is one filled with jealousy

The worst kind

of diseased mind

is one filled with jealousy


Good morning! *Yawn*

Good morning! *Yawn*


When I search for you on google and add the word “nude” why can’t I see all the awesome-ness that is you?? For example, there is that cool picture of you that you took where it shows you nude about 8 months ago, next to you nude about a while ago. WTF?

Because the internet hates you and I haven’t taken my clothes off in a fuckass long time.

Serious answer: I was in love with a marvelous dude who took tonnes of naked photos of me, but ever since we’ve been ancient history, I just haven’t found anyone to fill his shoes in that regard.

Ask me anything